Chris Kahl
| Instrument: | drums, percussion |
| Influences: | a few well-known Canadian bands; a whole slew of 80s bands |
| Little Known Facts: | Chris is also master of the billy-bob grin. |
| Other Projects: | Add Nine (mid-90s chicago sensation) 1997; the Generics (outstanding 80s cover band) 1997-98. Artificial Flavor 1999-2000. |
| Why you should care: | because quite frankly, he kicks ass. |